Buy Lloyd a Fujifilm GFX100
I always tell my kids: “if you don’t ask, no one can say yes to you”.
So here I go—
Buy me a Fujifilm GFX100, and in exchange I will spend a full week with you teaching you whatever you want to know about using it, about focus stacking, whatever. Preferably in my favorite haunts in the mountains, but we need not hike very far, or at all. Dawn to dusk or whatever you can stand.
The full resolution focus-stacked version of the image at camera rear can be viewed in Fujifilm GF 23mm f4 Focus Stacking Examples, Eastern Sierra.

The full resolution version of this image can be viewed in Fujifilm GF 23mm f4 Focus Stacking Examples, Various.

Fujifilm GFX100 + Fujifilm GF 23mm f/4 R LM WR @ 19mm equiv (23mm)
ENV: Crest of Dana Plateau, altitude 12500 ft / 3810 m, 55°F / 12°C
RAW: LACA corrected, distortion corrected, vignetting corrected, USM {8,50,0}, diffraction mitigating sharpening
[low-res image for bot]